The Deadliest Creatures

We start this time with two goals: tripe rations and an unlocking tool. I proceed to the next level and, through a mix of carelessness and haste, punch a floating eye directly in the retina. I was paralyzed all the way until I was fainting, and was saved by a stroke of good luck. In the narrow hallway I was in, I had my kitten on the left of me fighting a monster and the floating eye on my right blocking any other hostiles.

When I was freed from the paralysis, I quickly ate a ration and continued into the next room. Luckily for me, a tripe ration was right by the door; the shopkeep on the level above was about to be in for a bad time. I make my way back, and my kitten begins the business of robbing him from right under his nose when, through a mix of carelessness and haste, I introduce a roaming gas spore to my fist. It explodes, catching the shopkeeper in the blast, and sent me through all five stages of grief in an instant. In a mere two more turns of running away down the hall, Simbian was dead.

Thus ends attempt 1.